if you think im not going to meow at that cat in front of all these people then you are wrong my friend
"Condoms don’t work."
"Your first time is supposed to hurt."
"It’s not really sex if there’s no penetration."
Sirius and James are truly and literally brothers don’t even look at me
Mr. Potter finding out about James and Lily and being like...
It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for...
SEND IN THE DANCIN’ LOBSTAHS!